erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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