well I can't set my house on fire every night
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just want to make out with him forever
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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