i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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