i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Randomize
