what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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