hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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