So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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