My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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