I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Me too!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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