The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Farmville is her only friend.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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