nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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