Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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