Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.