I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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