direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.