I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I hate all girls vehemently.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great