All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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