I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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