Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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