You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
