How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
