I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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