we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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