Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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