that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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