reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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