u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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