So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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