so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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