Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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