all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
