This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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