No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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