i don't want you to think of me as your TA
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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