why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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