it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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