I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This is the high leading the old right now
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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