their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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