there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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