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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower

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• (818): View more from California

  dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.

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