Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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