I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
