i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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