Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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