i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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