therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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