I am spending my child support on dildos
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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