idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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