i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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