matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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