I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
and you said cock pushups were impossible
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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