people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Let's paint friendship bongs
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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