I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I am naked and annoyed.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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