just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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