I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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