All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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