North Korea, Best Korea!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
3pm strippers are depressing
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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